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"Arthur, is it?" she asked, her voice as crisp as starched linen. "I’ve cross-referenced your inventory with my anatomical measurements, adjusted for cycle-related water retention. I’m looking for a 32DD—not a sister size, Arthur, don't even try it—with a tensile strength capable of withstanding a 4.2-mile commute on a bicycle with faulty suspension." the lingerie salesman s worst nightmare new
As he was restocking the shelves, he received a call from one of the dressing rooms. "Um, excuse me?" a timid voice said. "I think I need some help in here." The End of the Haul: Inside the Fashion
"It’s structurally sound for a glass of champagne," Arthur whispered. is it?" she asked