-rpg- -crotch- We Have No Rice- -magical Farming Survival Rpg- 〈CERTIFIED〉

RPG Progression: Leveling up your "Farming Spirit" to talk to plants and predict the weather.

The Concept: What happens when Harvest Moon meets Dark Souls?

We set out to answer a single, stressful question: How do you survive an apocalypse when your only weapon is a hoe? In the world of Magical Farming Survival RPGs

This game concept blends the RPG elements of character progression, exploration, and combat with the more relaxed and rewarding aspects of farming simulations and the wonder of magical survival mechanics.

The crotch tag — irreverent, human, and a little awkward

The unexpected "-crotch-" marker hints at the game’s willingness to be candidly human. Humor here is often physical and awkward: NPCs have cringeworthy yet endearing habits, festivals can devolve into farce, and some rituals require embarrassingly specific inputs (don’t be surprised if a particular blessing requires standing in a draft with your trousers rolled). The game uses this to defuse solemnity, making characters more relatable and moments of genuine magic feel earned by human vulnerability rather than solemn ritual alone. We set out to answer a single, stressful

Resource Management: The absence of rice creates a "hunger clock," a common survival RPG trope that forces players to balance exploration with farm maintenance.

Dynamic World: The soil is described as having "bones and magic," where flora can be eccentric and rumors can be "baked into bread". Developer Profile: crotch Humor here is often physical and awkward: NPCs

The core appeal of these games lies in the transition from desperation to mastery.

Exploration: The "Magical" aspect of the title refers to the island's unique flora and fauna, which players must navigate to find rare seeds and materials. Development & Legacy