Funny Pee Stories [updated]

While many people have "close calls," some of the funniest pee stories involve the sheer desperation of a bladder emergency or the bizarre things that happen in the quest for a bathroom. 1. The "Latchkey Incontinence" Race

I froze. I looked down at the "toilet" I had just used. funny pee stories

This is a story about the day I discovered that human dignity is a fragile glass ornament, and I am a bull in a china shop. While many people have "close calls," some of

The First Date Finale

We close with Chloe's story. First date with a guy named Matt. Nice dinner, too much wine. On the walk to the car, Chloe stepped in a puddle. "Oh no," she said. "My shoe is soaked." I looked down at the "toilet" I had just used

: At a child's birthday party, one kid was so frustrated that they weren't allowed to go to the bathroom alone that they decided to "solve" the problem right there—by urinating directly on the Chuck-E-Cheese mascot. Parenting & Childhood Blunders